5.16: Jailbird

Hello friends! Last time on the Kanto legacy, we got Ditto engaged to the lovely Siobhan and he high-tailed it out of the house. Our youngest Lavender kiddo also grew into a child. Let’s see if we can’t be productive today!

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Von never left the house when Ditto moved out. She’s been hanging around in her skivvies, talking to our teenager.

Espeon: You should probably know that you’re being monitored right now.

Siobhan: I swear, if you pun at me one more time…

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She got tired of talking to Essey had instead took up Foosball.

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Of course, she can’t get a break from those crazy Kantos.

Altaria: If you’re gonna hang around here taking up space, the least you could do is help us clean up. The house is filthy!

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With the basement a bust, she heads up to our art room and starts sculpting. She doesn’t stay long after that.

As soon as she leaves, this happens:

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Well poo. Hopefully he finds someone else, but he really does have the traits of a perpetual bachelor so I’m not so sure he will.

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Both of the Lavender portraits are complete! Not bad, not bad.

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Just in time for the next generation to arrive!

Chandra: You’d better not expect very many children out of me, because I am so not putting up with this garbage more than once…

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She chains herself to the alchemy station with the radio blasting kids’ music. By the end of this pregnancy, I think she’s around a six or seven in the alchemy skill. You go, girl!

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Em chose to read his work book in the room where his mother’s been chained to the telly. Probably not the best choice.

Ledyba: Haha, suck it Peach! Eat my blue shell of death!

Missingno: Mother, Em is trying to further his career.

Ledyba: And I should care because…?

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Phillip’s super close to maxing painting. Just one more skill point left.

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Uh-oh. She’s in a mood.

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Espeon: This’ll show those dork brothers of mine…

I swear, she acts more evil than Em sometimes, and she has the good trait…

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When she’s not slacking off playing video games, Leds has been fixing and upgrading everything around the house. All her wishes revolve around handiness now, so she doesn’t seem to mind much.

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Starmie: Big brother, can you help me with my homework? I don’t understand past participles…

Missingno: Not right now, baby sister. Em has business to attend to.

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Ledyba: Wow, I’m gorgeous.

Missingno: Kekeke…

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Missingno: BOO!

Ledyba: Grilled Cheesus!

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Ledyba: Calm down. Leds. Deep breaths.

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Ledyba: RAAAWRRR! YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS!

Missingno: That’s what you get for interrupting Em’s reading, mother.

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After all that, Em ventures outside and becomes the first Kanto to get himself addicted to the trampoline.

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His wife, meanwhile, pops on her way to bed.

Chandra: Can’t wait to get you the heck out of my body, nooboo.

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Poor Starmie set off her sister’s booby trap.

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Starmie: Haha, that was pretty funny 😀

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She then proceeds to sit right down and play with her IF. Strange child.

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Pregnancy book time for Chandra. She’s still absorbing kids’ music into her womb.

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Her hubby hangs out with her in the basement and raises his logic skill before he has to go to work.

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~sigh~

This is a common occurrence for Em. He’s not even practicing illicit activities and he’s getting arrested every night. Freddy Lawrence only got arrested once or twice in his whole career. I guess since things went so smoothly for Leds last generation, the game’s punishing me by making Em suck at his job.

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Just some Ari being cute at the DJ table.

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Afterwards, he and his sister bond a bit.

Espeon: I can’t be-leaf you’re beating me!

Arbok: There’s no trees in here, Essey. Your pun is completely irrelevant.

Espeon: Shut up, buttmunch!

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The baby of the family hangs around outside by herself.

Starmie: I don’t need siblings to have a good time!

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…How sad.

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Prom time! Don’t look so excited, children…

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Espeon: You ready for this, bro?

Arbok: I’m not talking to you.

It’s Espeon’s last night as a teen, so I hope she enjoys herself a little bit.

Here’s the highlights.

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This is Morrigan, Ari’s new love interest. She’s super cute! She’s also Espeon’s best friend.

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Welcome back, bb! How was jail?

Missingno: Em tired. Em want sleep.

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Of course, he and Ari catch each other before I can send them both to bed.

Missingno: How was your night, baby brother?

Arbok: I’m in love, dude…

Missingno: That’s nice…

To bed! Both of you!

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In the morning…

Ledyba: You have absolutely no brain at all, daughter of mine. I can’t wait until you’re out of this house.

Espeon: Mother!

Bonding, yay.

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Time for our middle child to grow up!

Espeon: I’ve waited ages for this moment! Freedom at last!

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Here’s our girl, all grown up. She rolled loves the outdoors, which she adds to artistic, good, ambitious, and charismatic. She likes geek rock, veggie rolls, and orange. She’s a taurus, and she wants to be an international super spy.

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Her sister couldn’t be bothered to care about her birthday.

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She can’t use the main computer to find a job, since it’s currently indisposed.

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She has to use Ari’s computer to sign herself up for the police force, and proceeds to heart fart with her new boss.

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He doesn’t seem to mind too much though. He’s too busy rocking out.

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By honey! Have a nice life in SP!

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She seems to be doing okay so far.

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While all this was going on, some dude showed up on our lot seemingly looking for our daily gem. Tari got to it first, of course.

Altaria: You snooze, you lose, bucko.

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Altaria: Oh yeah. I’ve still got it.

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Chandra: Hello?! Baby incoming over here!

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Everybody, meet Deerling.

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Named specifically after summer Deerling, our little girl is absent-minded and eccentric. She’s also a fairy, like her mother.

With the introduction of generation six, I’m going to end this chapter here. Thanks so much for reading, and I’ll see you guys next time. Happy Simming!