Hello everybody, welcome to a new chapter of the Kanto legacy! Last time, all the teens attended prom, and Tari came back with a new love interest.
Klink: Wanna start this chapter off on a good note?
Sure. What’cha got for me?
Success! Such proudness.
Squirtle: Shouldn’t I be working toward my LTW instead of training up this baby?
Think of it as practice for when you have kids of your own.
Squirtle does a little bit more of the teaching, but now that Klink’s LTW is finished, he’ll probably finish it up.
Tari fixes the TV in Squirtle’s room because Bobo and Phio absolutely cannot function without it.
Afterwards, she has a very important phone call to make.
Altaria: Do I really have to do this?…
Altaria: Hi, darling. Wanna come hang out for a while? Great, see you soon.
See, that wasn’t so bad.
Altaria: ~withholds a gag~
Kyogre: Kyo-kun, it’s time to get your sexy on.
Kyogre: Hello. You must be Jovan. Welcome to our home.
Jovan: Gee, thanks dude.
You’re not gonna go greet your lover boy, Tari?
Altaria: Naw, Kyo can keep him entertained for a while. I need to sit in here for a while and prepare myself.
Jovan: So, you know I’m kinda in a relationship with your sister, right?
Kyogre: What? My precious baby sister? But how could you? She’s just a toddler!
Jovan: Dude, no! That’s not what I meant at all. I’m talking about your totally hot twin.
Kyogre: Oh, right. Her.
Kyogre: You know, she doesn’t really like you at all. She just needs your sperm. I, on the other hand, think you’re a really great guy.
Jovan: Hehe, wow. Really?
Altaria: YES! My brother is taking that guy off of my hands for me!
Kyogre: Does your precious Tari ever do this?
Jovan: No…she slaps me if I even try to hold her hand…
Kyogre: Feels nice, doesn’t it?
Jovan: Maybe a little…
Altaria: Haha, look at those saps. Who knew Jovan was bi?
Kyogre: Score one for Kyo-kun!
Altaria: Wait a minute…I was just cheated on!
Finally dawning on you, huh?
Altaria: Who the hell do you think you are, buddy?
Jovan: Hold up. I thought you didn’t even like me.
Altaria: I don’t! But that doesn’t mean that you can just cheat on me right in front of my face! And with my dweebus twin brother, of all people!
Jovan: Look, Tari, I’m sorry. But maybe if you would’ve treated me better…
Altaria: Nope. I don’t wanna hear it. We’re through. I want you out of my life forever. Got that?
Kyogre: He’s so hot when he’s getting yelled at…
Altaria: And have a slap, for good measure!
Kyogre: Hey, I’m sorry my sister slapped you like that. You totally didn’t deserve it. You okay?
Jovan: Yeah, dude. I’m fine. Don’t worry about it.
Kyogre: I know we just met and it’s kinda sudden, but would you maybe wanna be my boyfriend?
Jovan: I’d really like that.
I know this technically makes him a cheating jerkface, but look how cute these two are together!
Altaria: I didn’t even have any feelings for the kid…so why am I hurting so much?…
Could it be that you cared for him more than you let on?
Altaria: Absolutely not! He meant nothing to me!
Joe: It’s like a soap opera unfolding right before our eyes, sonny boy.
Joe: What should we do about it?
Squirtle: I have a few ideas…
Squirtle: Who the hell do you think you are, you asshole?! You broke my sister’s heart! And now you think you can just waltz into my brother’s life like you own the place? Stay the hell away from my family, if you know what’s good for you.
Jovan: Woah, dude. Woah. Take a chill pill.
Nobody messes with Squirtle’s family and lives to tell the tale.
He then goes to comfort his raging baby sister.
Altaria: How could he do that to me?!?! He was MY boyfriend! Well, not really, but we were in a relationship and he just kisses my brother!!! This is why I don’t want a man in my life aside from you…
Squirtle: Hey, calm down, Tari. He’s an asshole. But not all guys are like that, I promise. One of these days, the right guy will come by. You’ll know him when you see him.
Altaria: You’re right, big brother. Thanks.
Squirtle: Damn straight, I’m right. I’m always right.
Squirtle: I’ll always be here if you need me, baby sis. Don’t you forget that. And if anyone ever hurts you like that again, I’ll kill ’em.
Altaria: He’s…touching me…his hair smells so good…
Way to ruin the moment…
Altaria: I’m really glad we were both voted as heir, Squirty. I don’t know what I would’ve done without you.
Squirtle: I’m sure you would’ve been just fine…
Back in the living room, Kyovan lives in ignorant bliss.
(Their names merge together perfectly! It’s like they were meant to be!)
Phione: Yes! My dorky brother has a boyfriend! Now he’ll stop coming to me with his creepy experiments!
~Sigh~ I do love them.
Squirtle: You know, Tari, just because I told you I’d protect you, that doesn’t mean you can follow me around like a puppy.
Altaria: Just give me this one meal, please. I wish to treasure this day.
Joey’s not very good at this toddler training thing…
Joe: Just pee, kid. It’s not that difficult.
Azurill: WAAAA!!!! DON’T TOUCH ME!
Jovan is apparently a natural dancer.
Jovan: Admit it. You love me, even if I’m a pudding face.
Jovan: How about you let me stay over tonight? I can show you a real good time, if you catch my drift…
Wobbuffet: Get a room, you two! Preferably not this one, cause I am in serious need of a shower.
Oh, autonomous teen woohoo…this is how Herbson babies are born, you know!
Jovan: Well, that was fun. But man, am I beat. Be a doll and show me the bed, babe.
Kyogre: Ummm, sure. Right this way.
In the morning, Klink continues with Azurill’s skilling.
Altaria: I see you running away, Jovan Gale. You’d best beware. You haven’t seen the last of me, I assure you.
He is right to be afraid. She really meant it when she said that, too. Right after she slapped him, she rolled the wish to kiss him for the first time. I had it locked in for a little bit, hoping it would bring some fun drama into the legacy. But then I just couldn’t bring myself to ruin Kyovan…anyways, that’s the end of this chapter. Hope you enjoyed this more drama-filled one. Happy Simming!