Hello everyone, and welcome back to the Kanto legacy! Last time, our firstborn moved out to start a life of his own. Before we get started with this chapter, there are a few town updates I’d like to show you.
First off, this is little Rae Kanto-Chimeree. So far, I think she takes more after her father than her mother, but she did receive the first generation hair, which is nice.
This lovely looking fella is Felix Kanto-Creeper. He looks like a bad boy to me. I love him.
His parents went and decided to break up T.T
Finally, this is my Simself’s daughter with DeAndre Wolff, Nikki. I like her and all, but damn, those lips…do not want…
Her mother finally picked someone who isn’t and old man to date.
And they promptly got married. Looks like she has a step sister now. Also, Sim Ami is expecting a Chimeree baby of her own soon 🙂
Leedle fathered twins. I wasn’t even aware the couple was expecting. I only ever get negative updates about them 😦
This update is only significant because these two are the first gay couple this town has produced. You go girls! On that note, let’s start with the actual update, shall we?
We last left Klink on his date with Amy Bull’s daughter, Corrine. Things weren’t going too well for them last time, but they seem to be getting better.
Klink: OMG, I am so in tune with you right now 😀
Corrine: When do I get to sleep with him?
Easy there girl…
Steelix: Bah, stupid brother and his stupid new girlfriend…I will not be the last single man in this family!
Minccino: I will rule this legacy with an iron fist!
I love taking pictures of her evil faces. Can you tell?
Here’s a better picture of Corrine. She’s rather cute, isn’t she? I wonder who her father is…
Is it just me or are Notzo and Bunny not that bad looking? I mean, they’re no angels, but I think they’re kinda cute in their own ways. I think most of the reason people think they’re ugly is their noses, but personally, I kinda like bigger noses.
I love her already. Yes, she will be ours.
Klink: Ewww, I don’t want that insane girl in my pants…
You have no choice. It has been decided.
Minccino: Take THAT, you stupid pumpkin!
Minccino: That’ll teach my brother to build obnoxious looking Halloween decorations.
Don’t worry, she was punished for her actions.
Minccino: I won’t do it again, I promise, just please stop making me learn Spanish…I’d rather take Latin…
Klink: Good morning mommy, I love you 🙂
Steelix: How dare he say hello to mother? I wanted to be the first to do that…
In case you were wondering, the twins are still the best of friends. They have a higher relationship with each other than with anyone else.
All these two have been thinking about since Poochie moved is grandchildren.
Bronzong: I want some. Now.
Well, you’ll just have to wait. So far, it doesn’t seem like Poochie and Tash are having any.
It’s Gala’s birthday today. Bronzong seems rather excited.
Bronzong: Woo, you go, baby!
Gala: It’s now or never I suppose.
She seems rather pleased.
Gala: Oh yeah, I’m still smokin’.
After her makeover, I think elder Gala looks pretty fabulous.
I’m glad Bronzong isn’t completely repulsed by her transformation like when she turned into a proper adult.
Minccino: I poisoned your cake, little brother!
Klink: ZOMG, I’m terrified!
Isn’t she cute? I think I like elder gala better than adult Gala.
Bronzong, honey, I think you’re doing it wrong.
Bronzong: Quiet, you! I know what I’m doing.
She’s still got the moves.
Steelix: Uggg! I wanted to flirt with that cute girl, but my school is in the way!
Klink: This problem is so puzzling…
I’m sure I had something clever to say when I took this picture, but I don’t remember it, so just enjoy this image of the twins still doing everything together.
This is Bronzong’s first masterpiece. I really think he’s painted nicer things before, game, but whatever.
This gnome is named Lysandre. He’s totally not an evil gnome, just like the Lysandre in X and Y totally isn’t the villain.
Bronzong: My wife’s an elder….I’m next….
It seems reality has finally dawned on our poor heir.
Little girl: The first thing you gotta do when you play hide the jellyfish is stick your tongue out like this…
I am disturbed…
Steelix here is the first to use our new dining room table. I remodeled the house. It would be pointless to do a full tour, as it’s not finished yet, but I will say this: I was getting rather bored with the solid viridian color, so I’m just going to use it as an accent color. This will be shown off better in other rooms, I promise.
Our three remaining children contemplate the heir race.
Minccino: I will be the heir. I am the smartest out of my siblings, and also the only female.
Steelix: The readers will totally pick me. I already have my LTW picked out and everything.
Klink: This seat is new. I like it 😀
Minccino likes to chat with her boyfriend online before school starts since they don’t attend the same one.
Minccino: Dearest Heriberto, I love thee like Shakespeare loves tragedy. I hope that we may see each other again soon. It’s been far too long since our last meeting.
Minccino: Drat, how could I send that? Now he’s going to think I’m clingy!
For someone who hates the outdoors, you sure seem to be enjoying yourself.
Klink: It’s cold out. The outdoors is fine as long as it’s below 40 degrees.
Klink tries his hand at painting…
while his father berates his guests.
Bronzong: You are a beast! Stay away from my son!
Jordan: Dude, take a chill pill. We’re just friends.
I wonder who’s watching the sappy romance channel.
Bronzong: I just love the drama. Margaret just got married to her sister’s ex-boyfriend, Carlos, who is the cousin of the man she used to date, Robert, who’s dating a girl in a coma, Madison, who happens to be her best friend.
Bronzong: It’s not, really.
Klink: Hello, big brother. Do you want some help with your homework? I’d be glad to help you. We don’t talk anymore. Have you noticed that? We should really hang out. Wanna go to the movies? Or how about we go ice skating at the park. Doesn’t that sound fun? Why aren’t you answering me?
Steelix: Plumbob, help me…
Gala: Hello, son. Why have you not produced any babies yet?M
Minccino: Wouldn’t it be nice if we had some electrical outlets in this house, mother? That way, we could charge all of our devices.
Gala: You crazy kids and your newfangled technology…
(I swear, I had something really funny planned for this picture, but I don’t remember it. This is what happens when you take pictures weeks before you write about them…)
Oh no, not Steelix….
Steelix: I just got laid….by an alien….
Steelix: This situation can be solved with food.
I thought you said you liked girls.
Alien: I also enjoy twins 😉
These Christmas lights are weird looking…I don’t know if I like them…
Bronzong rolled this wish, and I figured that I’d go ahead and fulfill it. I’ve never had a Sim go to boarding school before, and Klink is interested in art, so let’s see how this goes.
Klink: Goodbye family. I know none of you like me, but I hope my absence makes you realize how important I am to you.
Poor kid 😦 Well, this is where I’m ending this chapter. I hope you guys liked it. I know I enjoyed playing it. Next time, the twins grow up!