D’aww, look at this kid. I know he’s a Bronzong clone, but I still think he’s the cutest of this generation.
Minccino: Hmph! I grow tired of this child and of you for fawning over him. I am going to the restroom.
Minccino: Everything is broken.
Yay, Gala finally gets to go to work after an eternity on maternity leave.
Gala: Could you hurry this up? I’ve got a lot of lost time to make up for.
Klink: Daddy sure is a good painter. I wish he’d let me paint sometime…
Maybe I’ll buy you your own easel once we have a bit more money. We’ll see.
I decided to have Steelix take the college entrance test just for fun. As you can probably imagine, he didn’t do very well.
Steelix: Two times two…now what was that again? Four? No, that’s two plus two…
Since Minnie wasn’t doing anything, I sent her over to the festival to check it out.
Minccino: Look at all these commoners, enjoying themselves. The fools…
Protesters: No more unicorns! No more unicorns!
You too, Missy?
Misdreavus: Boo! Unicorns suck!
These are the Coddle girls. The older one, to the right, is Jordan. The younger one is called Ginny.
I couldn’t resist…
Minccino: I am unimpressed by this greeting card photo.
I forgot to get a picture of it. It wasn’t that great anyways. For once, Minnie has a right to be unimpressed.
Minccino: Are you sure this is safe? What if I fall and break my ankle and am unable to enact my evil plans?
You’ll be fine. Maybe.
Steelix: I’m pretty hot, aren’t I dad? I bet you want me to be heir now and not that dumb little kid.
Bronzong: You don’t look the same as me. He does. He should be heir.
Favoritism. Gotta love it.
Poochie: I’m attractive too, aren’t I?
In your own way, sweetie.
Klink: Why don’t you ever pay attention to me?
Because your siblings are teenagers. They do more interesting stuff. But I still love you.
Steelix: Choking…not breathing…
Bronzong: That’s right, favorite for heirship, suffocate so my precious Klink may take over as heir.
Bronzong! Stop that right now!
I think Jordan’s pretty cute. Interesting looking, but cute.
Her sister though…
Ginny: Why doesn’t anyone love me?…
What in the world are you doing running outside at two in the morning?
Bronzong: A strange force is pulling me to that spot over there…
Bronzong: OMG WTF is that?
Bronzong: H…HELP! Ami, get me out of here!
I can’t do anything. Sorry…
Bronzong: H..hey…where are you taking me?…
Alien: Silence, earthling. You shall be returned to your humble abode momentarily.
Alien: See? I have returned him, have I not?
Bronzong: You, sir, are a dirty, dirty man…
Klink: Yay! Submarine adventure!
This kid…so innocent…
Steelix, honey, that’s not how you wash dishes.
You don’t have to clean the tub, Klink.
Klink: Yeah, but nobody else will if I don’t.
Klink: Hey big bro! Wanna have a water balloon fight?
Steelix: A chance to pelt my number one rival with deadly weapons? Oops, I mean a chance to hang out with my favorite baby brother? I’m in.
Klink: ~is oblivious~ Yay! 😀
Steelix: You throw like a girl, wimp!
Klink: Teehee. My big brother is so much fun!
Minccino: I sense that another woman has arrived in the household.
Poochie got this response to his love letter, so I figured I’d give her one more chance.
Latasha: I’m here like you asked. Can I see Poochie now?
Just one second.
There, much better. Now you may go see him.
Poochie: I got your letter…I’m glad you feel the same way…
Latasha: Awww, Poochie, how could I not? You’re just too adorable.
Minccino: Our eldest brother has invited that girl over again.
Steelix: Let’s go break ’em up, sis!
Minccino: Patience, twin of mine, remember what happened last time she was over? Our dearest sibling doesn’t have a chance with a girl like her.
Poochie: I really like your makeover, Tash.
Latasha: Oh, Poochie, you’re so sweet…
Latasha: I’m sorry I rejected you last time, Poochie. I just didn’t want to ruin our friendship…
Poochie: It’s ok, Tash. I forgive you.
Poochie: This is how you do it, right?
They got the hang of it eventually.
Poochie: So, Tash, will you go out with me?
Latasha: Of course I will.
Minccino: I hate to rain on your parade, baby brother, but you have absolutely no chance of being the heir.
Klink: My sister’s a meanie…:(
Bronzong: Ivy, can’t this wait? I was just about to go yell at my son’s slutty looking girlfriend.
Poochie: I have a girlfriend! I’m so happy, I could just bark like a dog! Woof, woof!
He gets more and more insane every day.
Steelix: Hi, Minnie! My sister is awesome. Almost as awesome as I am.
These two are certainly something.
Bronzong: Stupid sister making me miss the opportunity to scare Poochie’s girlfriend away…
There, there. She’s a keeper, I promise.
Bronzong: Sure she is…
On that happy note, we’re going to end this chapter. Hope you guys enjoyed, and remember: go vote for heir!