2.10: One Less Child

Hey guys, I’m back with another Kanto chapter. It has been an interesting day. We put my grandparents onto our T-mobile plan since they’ve been having money issues, and some very frustrating stuff ensued.

Grandma: My phone isn’t working. I’m not getting anybody’s texts. I’m just gonna have to get a new $300 phone then.

Me: ~fixes phone~ Here, now you don’t have to buy a new one.

Grandma: Oh, thank you sweetie!

~a few minutes later~

Grandma: I bought that new phone!

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Why do I even fix things for them so they don’t have to spend money when they just go ahead and spend money anyways? Well, enough of that. Let’s start the actual story.

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Here’s our little grown up Klink, still cleaning up after his family. He loves the cold, by the way.

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Someone picked up a pumpkin at some point, so I had Klink start carving it.

Klink: Must make it pretty…must not disappoint father…

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Looks pretty good, kid. It’s a silly pumpkin, so I’m guessing it’s supposed to look a little bit odd.

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Klink: Surely nothing terrifying could come from me messing around on the computer.

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Klink: ZOMG, scariest thing ever!!!

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Glameow: LOL, what a loser!

Remember when I said that I was glad Klink had a nice IF? Yeah, apparently she’s become a bitch with age…

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Stupid Latasha kept denying Poochie all night and the next morning. I was trying to get her over so Poochie could ask her to prom. She was never doing anything, she just “didn’t feel like” coming over…

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Poochie: But…my love…I just wanna ask you to prom…. T.T

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Minnie doesn’t do a whole lot besides laugh evilly at everything, but these expressions are so much fun to take pictures of.

Minccino: That’s right, focus all of your attention on me. I shall take over this legacy little by little.

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Bronzong actually gets to play his guitar. He’s really slacking on that skill, but we have plenty of time for him to master it.

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This fine gentleman is Heriberto Pincher, also known as that kid Steelix played tag with all those years ago. Despite never talking, the two of them are still best friends. I decided that he might make a nice prom date for Minnie, so I had Steelix invite him over.

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Heriberto: Lovely home you have.

Minccino: Why thank you sir.

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The two of them had a decent relationship from talking at school, but it apparently wasn’t enough. He rejected her advances.

Heriberto: No offense, but your brother would probably kill me if I flirted with you.

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A little more schmoozing later and we were ready to try again.

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Will he accept her this time?

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Why, yes. Yes he will.

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After snogging our little girl, he promptly left. Oh well, at least she now has a romantic interest.

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These two, despite having a rocky start, are best friends now. Steelix is pretty much friends with everyone.

Poochie: I’m glad you don’t hate me anymore, little bro.

Steelix: I still think you’re a dork. I just know you have no chance at being heir.

Poochie: I’ll take what I can get.

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I decided to get booking on Gala’s portrait, as she’s nearly an elder.

Bronzong: Barf! What an unflattering pose! Do I really have to paint that?

Gala: >_<

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Eventually, he stopped complaining and got to work.

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I noticed that Heriberto hadn’t actually left our lot, so I had Minnie invite him back inside.

Minccino: Would you care to come inside?

Heriberto: Why didn’t you ask me sooner? It’s freezing out here!

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They immediately got their flirt on.

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Minccino: I’m not sure how to say this…I’m very fond of you, Heriberto. Would you…

Heriberto: Go out with you? I’d love to πŸ™‚

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D’awww. Who knew Minnie would be the shy type?

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I let them do what they wanted for a while, and when I went back to check on them, they were still at it. Aren’t they cute?

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Glameow: You look beautiful while you sleep, master Klink. Love me?

Klink: Can I get rid of her?

Somehow I doubt you’ll be marrying her, so maybe. One of these days.

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Bronzong: Is this good enough?

It’s not perfect, but I’ll take it. We’re running out of time anyways.

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Klink: I am ever so sexy.

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Klink: Did you hear, Glameow? I’m in the lead in the heir poll!

Glameow: That’s wonderful, master Klink!

I thought you didn’t like her anymore.

Klink: I don’t. But she’s the only person who talks to be in this house.

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I suppose this is Glameow. Does this glitch happen a lot?

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Poochie: C’mon, Latasha, it’s just a few hours before prom…why can’t you come over?…

Stupid dumb Latasha…

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Minccino: Now I’M the only one with a date to the school dance. This legacy will be mine!

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Poochie wanted to paint before he left for the dance, so I let him since there was still a little time. This is pretty darn cute. Too bad I’m not going to let him finish it.

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This girl was prepared.

Girl: I knew there would be copious amounts of lag and that it would be nearly impossible to get inside, so I decided to get here first to assure access to the dance.

I tried this plan with the Kantos. It didn’t work.

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Bronzong randomly decided to exercise. He didn’t roll any wishes for it, he didn’t get any opportunities. He just turned on the TV while I wasn’t looking.

Bronzong: Gotta stay in shape. I’ll be an elder in no time, and I don’t wanna be one of those frail, scrawny ones.

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Nobody but the early bird got to go to prom. I love having all these teens to choose from for spouses, but it is impossible to get anything done with all of them clogging up the doorways…

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Klink: Hmmm….I can have any one of these lovely maidens…which shall I choose?

I love his facial expressions ❀

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Luckily, there was a random juggler outside the school to cheer up all the depressed teenagers. It certainly didn’t make up for missing the dance, but they seemed entertained.

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This girl is really pretty. I have no idea whose descendant she is though. Too bad none of the Kantos know her.

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The next morning, it was time for our eldest child to grow up. Time goes so fast, huh?

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I think this hairstyle suites him better than the other one. Minnie looks genuinely happy, doesn’t she?

Minccino: He’s finally moving out πŸ˜€

Right…Poochie rolled perfectionist as his final trait, which seems to fit nicely with the others. To review, this makes him a friendly, insane, workaholic, perfectionist, and loser. He wants to be a CEO.

Poochie: I’m going places, baby!

I’ll put him up for download soon.

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Steelix couldn’t handle the emotions, so he left.

Steelix: ~sniffs~ Shut up…I…I just have homework to do…

Right.

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This is probably the last sibling picture we’ll have for a while. They were all super close, except for poor little Klink, who never seems to be invited to these pictures. I don’t think he minds too much though.

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He prefers to spend his time painting, just like his father.

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Bronzong: But I wanted to paint…

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I aged Latasha up, and for some reason, that made her want to come over. When did she got so…chunky?

(Her traits are family oriented, over emotional, artistic, and two others that I don’t remember right now.)

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Poochie doesn’t seem to mind her sudden weight explosion. More of her to love, right?

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Poochie: Hey, I have something for you, Tash.

Latasha: What is it?

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Poochie: Latasha Drudge, I have loved you since the day we met all those years ago. Will you be my wife now and forever?

Latasha: Oh Poochie, of course I will!

They had a quickie wedding and moved out. I didn’t get a picture because I actually had to cheat them out of the house. I tried about five times to move them out the normal way, but the game never registered that they were supposed to leave, so I just moved them into a new house in Edit Town.

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Amy Bull’s daughter, Corrine, asked Klink on a date. They did not get on. They lost relationship points from just saying hello to each other.

Klink: Why are you in scrubs, you freak?

Corrine: Why are you in your heavy coat, boy who allegedlyΒ  loves the cold?

Klink: Touche…

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These two are still going at it. They both want to have another baby with each other, and I had it saved for both of them for a while, but I decided against it. Not only is Gala super close to again, (like, tomorrow’s her birthday) it wouldn’t be fair for the kid. He wouldn’t really get a chance to be the heir. Sorry guys.

Now to end this update with a few baby announcements!

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Pilot and Ivy seem to be really cute together. I haven’t received a single negative popup about their relationship. Hopefully they’ll get married soon.

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I wasn’t even aware that Sim Ami was pregnant…and with DeAndre of all people…the real me would not choose a guy like that, but whatever.

I apparently don’t have the popup anymore, but Missy and Coke’s baby girl is named Rae. They split up soon after getting pregnant. Missy is now married to some random guy and Ami is now one of Coke’s new love interests. I am perfectly ok with this. Sorry Missy…well, that’s all for today, guys. Have a nice night πŸ™‚

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2.9: A Whole Lot of Nothing

Since it’s spring break, I’m going to try my best to not slack off with writing, so here’s another Kanto chapter! First off, I’d like to take a minute to update you on the town since I apparently forgot to do that last chapter. Silly me.

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Dina has picked some random townie person. Boring.

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Missy and Coke are still together.

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Cuddles, on the other hand, is going for teen girls…creep.

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ANOTHER teen that Cuddles appears to be interested in.

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Yay, little Kanto-Chimerees πŸ˜€

There are lots more, but I think I’ll save them for next time. On with the actual chapter!

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Poochie: Teehee, I am ever so sneaky! Father will never know I left the house!

Despite the fact that his grounding ended, he still sneaks around everywhere he goes…it’s kinda adorable.

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Everyone loves Dawn the shrew. She is pretty cute, isn’t she?

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That’s a nice painting, Bronzong. It seems very different for you.

Bronzong: I watched Naruto last night and it made me want to draw ninjas.

Gross, don’t watch that! I hate that show!

Bronzong: I know. That’s why I watched it.

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Glameow: I think it’s rubbish that you get less screen time than your siblings, master Klink.

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Klink: We should burn the house down. Then they’d pay attention to me.

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Steelix: Who’s my adorable little shrew? You are! Yes you are!

Klink: This is my competition?…Really?…

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Minccino: Father, I think it’s time we talked about who really ought to be heir.

Bronzong: Unless the answer is Klink, I don’t wanna hear it.

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Steelix missed the school bus, and I certainly wasn’t going to let him get yelled at by his father, so he was made to ride the bike to school.

Steelix: I hate my life…

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Do you like Gala’s new umbrella? I gave everyone different patterns so they wouldn’t get mixed up. Some of them turned out better than others.

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Poochie’s for instance, turned out kinda boring. I stalked the kids to the school again, and once again, they couldn’t get inside.

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Minccino: If my brother gets a girlfriend before me, my chance and heirship will be ruined…he was talking to this creature the other day…perhaps if I make her disappear…

Jordan: Today’s taco day…I want tacos…let me inside!!!

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Steelix: Girls…lots of girls…which one can I have?

I haven’t decided. If there’s one you seem interested in, I’ll think about it.

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Klink: I just wanna learn….

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This is the reason we have issues. Look at all the teens and children! It was at this point that I decided to have the kids switch schools. Klink was enrolled in music school. He will be moved to art school once he grows up. Poochyena was put into business school. Steelix got military school. I don’t remember which school I enrolled Minccino into. This should make it easier. Hopefully.

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Bronzong got an opportunity to give his sister one of his paintings. Instead of giving it to her though, he just stood there for the longest time.

Bronzong: Hey sis.

Ivysaur: Hey bro.

Bronzong:….so, this is awkward.

Ivysaur: Yupp.

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One of the kids brought home Nadia Wilder, one of the teenage girls Cuddles is into. She’s a vampire. I like her.

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Bronzong: Stay away from my boys and we won’t have any problems.

Nadia: He scares me…

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Poochie: Sneak, sneak, sneak….

Honey, just stop…and why are you holding Pupitar?

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Nadia sure is enjoying the hacky sack. I guess it beats hanging around with this crazy family for too long.

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No reason for this picture. Bronzong just makes the cutest faces.

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Minccino: RAWR!

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Poochie: OMG, she scared me…wait, rawr means I love you in dinosaur…she loves me? Yay πŸ˜€

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Bronzong: So Gala, we haven’t done it in a while….

Gala: You mean woohoo? Ok, let’s do it now then.

Poochie: What is with these people?

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Minccino: I feel violated…

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You again?!

Alien: I will admit that your Bronzong was a fun toy, but I prefer the female variety. I figured his daughter would do nicely.

My poor Minnie…I mentioned in the comments last chapter that I would try locking them inside. I’m sure this would work great if I actually remembered to do that…

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Klink: Good morning, Glameow!

Steelix: My brother’s crazy, talking to imaginary people.

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I’m glad little Klink got a nice IF and not one that yells at him all the time.

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Poochie: Must not get a D….

Now, I think that this is pretty unfair…all the kids had As or Bs, but once I switched schools, they all dropped back to Cs, which is understandable. It just reset the bar. But then Poochie and Klink’s grades dropped down into the red because they “hadn’t done their homework.” They just got to that school! Of course they haven’t done their homework yet! I was royally ticked off, so I cheated and put all their grades back to what they had previously been.

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Steelix: Mmmmm, I loves me a good sandwich.

This lucky duck didn’t have to go to school for some reason. But don’t worry, I kept him busy. He ran around town looking for animals. He didn’t find any. But he did find some rare jewels. Is it better to sell them as is or to get them cut? I’ve read some stories that, when they got them cut, they were worth less?

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Ivysaur: I am so gorgeous.

I know you are, Ivy. I know.

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Poochie was never this insane before he started dating Latasha. But now he does this all the time. Maybe even more than his father.

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Misdreavus: My nephew is suck a freak…

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Oh hai, Amy. You look old today.

Amy: …..

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Steelix: That’s right, gaze well upon my face. It is the face of hotness.

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Minccino: I shall install a virus onto this computer. My foolish family will never see it coming!

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Bronzong, you’re a great artist, but you suck at self portraits.

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I love this interaction.

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I also love my twins ❀

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Steelix: Huh? You wanna go on a date right now? At seven in the morning? Well, ok then…

Minccino: My brother has a date? My plan is foiled!

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Minccino: Hello, dear elder brother, how are you today?

Poochie: I’m actually really hungry sis, so could we maybe have this conversation later?

I think she did this on purpose so he wouldn’t be able to eat before he left for school. Clever girl.

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Klink: My big brother is popular with the ladies. Do you think I’ll be popular with the ladies too, Glameow?

Glameow: You’re popular with me, master. I’m a lady.

Klink: Not what I meant…

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Steelix: So, how do you feel about the color green?

Nadia: Takling to this guy is more boring than reading…

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Steelix: She left me…

Don’t worry, she’s off limits anyways.

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Klink: Yay, birthday!

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Glameow: Yay for master Klink!

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Bronzong: Yay! Favorite child!

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Klink: I wish to be sexy.

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Oh my…looks like you got your wish. I think he might actually be cuter than his father. He either loves the heat or the cold, I don’t remember which.

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D’awww, what a happy family.

Well, Poochie grows up in two days. I’d like to know what I’m going to be doing with him and the others before they grow up, so I’m officially going to pause. This is the last chance to vote for heir. Don’t worry, I’ll give you guys a while, but I will not be playing the Kantos anymore until an heir is decided.

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Will it be Poochie, the eldest child? Remember, he is a friendly, isane, workaholic, loser. He is currently dating Latasha Drudge.

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Will it be Minnie, the first of the demon twins? She is an evil, friendly workaholic who loves the outdoors. She currently has no romantic interests, but I might pair her up with her brother’s childhood friend.

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Perhaps it will be Steelix, the second of the demon twins. He is clumsy, inappropriate, excitable, and he loves the outdoors. He doesn’t have any romantic interests as of yet either.

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Or will it be Klink, the baby of the family? He is an excitable artist who hates the outdoors but loves the…heat or cold…one of the two…he currently has no romantic interests either, but his IF Glameow is a possibility.

The poll can be found here. Remember to vote, and have a great day πŸ˜€

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2.8: Troublemaker

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Gala: Welcome back, readers! Did you miss me and my amazing dance moves?

I’m sure they missed you very much, Gala. Now could you please do something productive with your time?

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I had the twins go to the festival again today, and Steelix found this shrew, which I named Dawn. It was at this point that he rolled his LTW, zoologist.

Steelix: I want to save all the unwanted animals of the world and keep them for myself. They’re all just so cute!

I locked it in because I’ve never done this one before. Should be fun.

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Minccino: Please tell me you aren’t actually thinking of this bald child as a potential mate for me…

Oh, don’t worry. I don’t know why I had her talk to him. He was just the only person there at the time, I think.

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Minccino: Foolish werewolf, thinking she could actually beat me at a competition.

I don’t know, Minnie, this chick looks pretty intense.

Minccino: She’s no match for my wits. I shall win this, mark my words.

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Minccino: See? I’m already in the lead.

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Better watch out, Minnie. She’s ahead of you now. I think she might win this.

Minccino: Must…not…lose…

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Werewolf: Finished πŸ˜€

Minccino: I refuse to admit defeat…must…keep…going…

You’ve lost, honey. Give it up.

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Oh, look. Mars. Hi Mars πŸ™‚ A bunch of random Sims started flooding the lot after Minnie finished. The twins were sent over to talk to some of the other teens.

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Minccino: Hello sir, my name is Minccino. I am very pleased to meet you.

As a friendly Sim, she can easily hide her evil nature from potential spouses. I’m not sure if I’m really considering this guy or not, but it’s nice to have them make friends anyways, right?

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Jordan Coddle grew up. I appreciate that she’s wearing a Triforce shirt. She has an interesting face though, and I don’t know if I want to ruin the Kanto genes even more…sorry Gala, but your face just didn’t mesh well with Bronzong’s, apparently…

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Klink: Oh my gosh, I’m soooo bored…nobody ever wants to play with me…

I think I can fix that.

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Glameow: I’m a real boy!…I mean girl…

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Steelix: We could really use another girl like you around the house. Nothing ever gets cleaned up. There are dirty plates everywhere!

Jordan: Wow, you guys are slobs…

Yes we are…I miss Absol…

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Klink seems to be enjoying his new friend. I’m glad. This kid is properly ignored…

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Latasha invited Poochie on a date, and I figured I’d let him go. I didn’t think any harm would come of it.

Poochie: You and I will be together forever and ever and have lots of babies and name them all after Pokemon and then they’ll have lots of babies and name them after Pokemon and the cycle will just keep on going!

Latasha: That sounds like a great idea!

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This picture serves no purpose other than to show off how cute Steelix is.

Steelix: Awww yeah, I’m hot.

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And then my poor baby got picked up by the police. I assumed it was for being out after curfew, even though he still had a few minutes to get back home, but no.

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He got arrested for pranking. HE DID NOTHING!!!

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Bronzong: How dare you go out with that slutty girl and prank! I knew she was a bad influence!

Poochie: But dad, I…

Bronzong: No buts! You’re grounded!

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Bronzong: Perhaps I was too hard on him…

Yeah, I’d say you were, considering he didn’t even do anything wrong!

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And then he got abducted for the second night in a row. I swear, I have worse luck with alien abductions than the Kooks…in any of my saves for any family, if a Sim is up after 1:00, they WILL be abducted. It’s pretty freaking ridiculous…

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Alien: My comrade told me he had quite a bit of fun with this one the other night. He suggested I give him a try. I am impressed.

My poor Bronzong…

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Minccino: I hate the color scheme of this legacy, little brother. I want our lives to be filled with many different colors, not just the ones for our specific generation!

I have to admit, pewter is a crappy color and I’m ready for the next generation…

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I bought a thing for Steelix’s rodents. This picture is only here to show you that it indeed exists.

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Poochie: I’m so sneaky, getting out of the house when dad’s asleep. He can’t keep me from going to school! The love of my life is there!

It’s so stupid that being grounded keeps kids from going to school…is there a mod that fixes that?

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Gala: I can clearly see my son sneaking away, but I’m just going to let it go. My husband was really stupid, grounding him like that.

I know, right?

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Both Minnie and Poochie brought friends home from school. Sorry Minnie, blue boy is off limits. He’s a Sim I created, so he’s not an eligable bachelor. But you may be friends with him.

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Minccino: I’m warning you, you’d better keep that rocket of yours away from me or you’ll be in a world of hurt.

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Poochie: Oh my god, hail! It hurts so bad!

Latasha: Wimp…

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Bronzong: I can’t believe you brought this slut home again! How many times have I told you to stay away from her?

Poochie: But daddy…I love her…

On a side note, I know I haven’t changed the colors on their outerwear yet, and to be honest, I might just keep it that way for a while. It’s nice having some more color in this family.

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Klink: So much drama…it’s like our life is a movie…

Glameow: I’d watch your movie any day, master Klink.

Creepy IF is creepy…

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Poochie: Don’t listen to my stupid dad, Tash, you’re welcome here any time. In fact, why don’t you spend the night?

Latasha: Why Poochie, how sweet of you! I’d love to stay the night.

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Steelix: It’s no fair…my siblings get to have fun with their friends, and I have to do my homework…

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Oh, don’t worry Steelix. They’re hard at work too. And in the rain.

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Latasha: Can you believe my boyfriend’s dad tried to kick me out of the house? How rude, right?

Max: Ummm….

Latasha: My thoughts exactly!

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Max: Wanna hear a secret? I heard that your boyfriend’s dad is crazy. I heard he talks to himself.

Latasha: OMG, no way! Is it even safe for me to come over here?

Max: As long as you’re not home alone with him, you should be fine.

Thanks guy. Thanks for scaring Poochie’s girlfriend…she may not wanna come over anymore…

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Latasha went straight for the guitar. I think she’s trying to ignore the flooded kitchen area. I swear, as soon as we fix something, it breaks the next time we use it…and nobody has time for upgrades…I REALLY miss Absol…

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Steelix: Hey babe, I’m your boyfriend’s totally hotter brother. I bet you wished you’d met me before you settled for that clown.

Latasha: What is wrong with this family?

A lot…

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This picture also serves no purpose. I merely wanted to show off that the twins are still inseparable. I do love them lots.

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I was wondering why none of the kids were actually in school even though it was nearly noon, so I checked up on them. This wonderful sight greeted me.

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Minccino: It’s all part of the plan. I will continue to be the most intelligent being in town so long as the other children are not able to attend school and further their knowledge.

You know you’re missing a field trip, right?

Minccino: Drat! I love field trip day…

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Steelix: Are the ladies staring at me? I sure hope they are.

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Hey Poochie, there are children behind you…don’t you wanna put a shirt on?

Poochie: I’m good. Shirts aren’t necessary in a classroom setting. It’s too hot inside. I’d just get pit stains.

Ewww….ok, just keep it off then…

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Klink: These people are in the way of my learning…

D’awww, my poor impatient baby.

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Dawn does cute things like this, but is otherwise uninteresting.

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Bronzong: Can you believe that our oldest kid is nearing young adulthood and this is the first time we’ve ever slow danced?

Gala: I know. Pretty crazy, right?

Dancing in a puddle of sink water. How romantic. On that note, I’m going to end this chapter. Remember to go vote for heir! Have a good day, everybody!

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2.7: True Love

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D’aww, look at this kid. I know he’s a Bronzong clone, but I still think he’s the cutest of this generation.

Klink: Caaaakkkkeeee….

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Minccino: Hmph! I grow tired of this child and of you for fawning over him. I am going to the restroom.

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Minccino: Everything is broken.

I know…

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Yay, Gala finally gets to go to work after an eternity on maternity leave.

Gala: Could you hurry this up? I’ve got a lot of lost time to make up for.

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Klink: Daddy sure is a good painter. I wish he’d let me paint sometime…

Maybe I’ll buy you your own easel once we have a bit more money. We’ll see.

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I decided to have Steelix take the college entrance test just for fun. As you can probably imagine, he didn’t do very well.

Steelix: Two times two…now what was that again? Four? No, that’s two plus two…

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Since Minnie wasn’t doing anything, I sent her over to the festival to check it out.

Minccino: Look at all these commoners, enjoying themselves. The fools…

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Protesters: No more unicorns! No more unicorns!

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You too, Missy?

Misdreavus: Boo! Unicorns suck!

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These are the Coddle girls. The older one, to the right, is Jordan. The younger one is called Ginny.

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I couldn’t resist…

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Minccino: I am unimpressed by this greeting card photo.

I forgot to get a picture of it. It wasn’t that great anyways. For once, Minnie has a right to be unimpressed.

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Minccino: Are you sure this is safe? What if I fall and break my ankle and am unable to enact my evil plans?

You’ll be fine. Maybe.

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Steelix: I’m pretty hot, aren’t I dad? I bet you want me to be heir now and not that dumb little kid.

Bronzong: You don’t look the same as me. He does. He should be heir.

Favoritism. Gotta love it.

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Poochie: I’m attractive too, aren’t I?

In your own way, sweetie.

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Klink: Why don’t you ever pay attention to me?

Because your siblings are teenagers. They do more interesting stuff. But I still love you.

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Steelix: Choking…not breathing…

Bronzong: That’s right, favorite for heirship, suffocate so my precious Klink may take over as heir.

Bronzong! Stop that right now!

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I think Jordan’s pretty cute. Interesting looking, but cute.

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Her sister though…

Ginny: Why doesn’t anyone love me?…

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What in the world are you doing running outside at two in the morning?

Bronzong: A strange force is pulling me to that spot over there…

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Bronzong: OMG WTF is that?

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Bronzong: H…HELP! Ami, get me out of here!

I can’t do anything. Sorry…

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Bronzong: H..hey…where are you taking me?…

Alien: Silence, earthling. You shall be returned to your humble abode momentarily.

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Alien: See? I have returned him, have I not?

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Bronzong: You, sir, are a dirty, dirty man…

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Klink: Yay! Submarine adventure!

This kid…so innocent…

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Steelix, honey, that’s not how you wash dishes.

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You don’t have to clean the tub, Klink.

Klink: Yeah, but nobody else will if I don’t.

Very true.

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Klink: Hey big bro! Wanna have a water balloon fight?

Steelix: A chance to pelt my number one rival with deadly weapons? Oops, I mean a chance to hang out with my favorite baby brother? I’m in.

Klink: ~is oblivious~ Yay! πŸ˜€

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Steelix: You throw like a girl, wimp!

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Klink: Teehee. My big brother is so much fun!

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Minccino: I sense that another woman has arrived in the household.

Yupp.

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Poochie got this response to his love letter, so I figured I’d give her one more chance.

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Latasha: I’m here like you asked. Can I see Poochie now?

Just one second.

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There, much better. Now you may go see him.

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Poochie: I got your letter…I’m glad you feel the same way…

Latasha: Awww, Poochie, how could I not? You’re just too adorable.

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Minccino: Our eldest brother has invited that girl over again.

Steelix: Let’s go break ’em up, sis!

Minccino: Patience, twin of mine, remember what happened last time she was over? Our dearest sibling doesn’t have a chance with a girl like her.

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Poochie: I really like your makeover, Tash.

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Latasha: Oh, Poochie, you’re so sweet…

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Latasha: I’m sorry I rejected you last time, Poochie. I just didn’t want to ruin our friendship…

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Poochie: It’s ok, Tash. I forgive you.

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Poochie: This is how you do it, right?

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Latasha: Mmmmfff…..

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They got the hang of it eventually.

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Poochie: So, Tash, will you go out with me?

Latasha: Of course I will.

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Success!

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Minccino: I hate to rain on your parade, baby brother, but you have absolutely no chance of being the heir.

Klink: My sister’s a meanie…:(

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Bronzong: Ivy, can’t this wait? I was just about to go yell at my son’s slutty looking girlfriend.

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Poochie: I have a girlfriend! I’m so happy, I could just bark like a dog! Woof, woof!

He gets more and more insane every day.

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Steelix: Hi, Minnie! My sister is awesome. Almost as awesome as I am.

These two are certainly something.

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Bronzong: Stupid sister making me miss the opportunity to scare Poochie’s girlfriend away…

There, there. She’s a keeper, I promise.

Bronzong: Sure she is…

On that happy note, we’re going to end this chapter. Hope you guys enjoyed, and remember: go vote for heir!

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I didn’t write down all of their traits, but I think I remember most of them.

Poochyena: insane, friendly, loser, workaholic. Poochie is completely obsessed with his childhood friend, Latasha, and is constantly picked on by his younger twin siblings.

Minccino: friendly, loves the outdoors, workaholic, evil. Minnie is sort of the evil genius of the legacy. She is one of the two “demon twins” and wants to assure that she will be the heir no matter what.

Steelix: clumsy, loves the outdoors, inappropriate, excitable. Steelix is kind of the resident asshole of the legacy. He’s always picking on his brothers, and is sort of a minion to his evil twin sister.

Klink: artistic, hates the outdoors, excitable. Klink just grew into a child. As a toddler, he wasn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. He is constantly fawned over by both of his parents and is possibly the cutest child.

2.6: Birthdays Galore!

Last one for tonight, I promise!

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Steelix: Don’t wanna get up….

Too bad. You have a job to do.

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Steelix: ~grumble grumble grumble~ You could help out you know, Minnie…

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Minccino: No, thank you. I am perfectly content to sit right here and watch.

Great sister, right there.

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OH MY GOSH GNOME! I named him Red. I’m sure you can guess why.

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Poochie: I am so upset right now…

Why?

Poochie: Because I’m missing work…they need me!

I’m sure they’re fine. Besides, you have a prom to attend.

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Poochie: Do you think I have time to get a facial before prom? I wanna look my best for my lady love.

Give up already…

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Steelix was supposed to go over to a friend’s house. This is where he ended up.

Steelix: This is highly suspect…

They never let him inside…

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Prom time!

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Poochie: Of course I’m ready. How could Latasha possibly resist me when she sees me like this?

I’d keep that smile to myself if I were you…

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Two hours later, Poochie finally goes to prom.

Poochie: I can’t seem too eager. Gene told me to arrive fashionably late.

You got here so late that I only got one popup before the dance was over…

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Stupid Latasha…

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Here’s his prom picture. I wish he’d worn something other than his gym clothes…

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Gala was invited to a party at this shabby place. Nobody showed up.

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Bronzong continues to fawn over his obvious favorite.

Bronzong: Pick him. Pick him! PICK HIM!!!!

Again, that’s not up to me. It’s up to the readers.

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Minnie, you don’t have to do that. It’s the weekend. Plus you’re about to grow up.

Minccino: I must complete each task assigned to me. I wouldn’t be able to forgive myself if I overlooked something as minor as this.

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Minccino: Our brother is about to grow into a child, Steelix, and we still haven’t managed to get rid of him. What shall we do?

Steelix: Relax. All toddlers are cute. Surely he’s nothing special as a kid. We’ve got this heir race in the bag.

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Birthday time!

Gala: Get ready, little Klink. You can finally defend yourself.

Klink: CAKE!!!

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Steelix: I bet he turns out ugly as hell!

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Steelix: Oh….

Klink: I can haz cake nao plz?

The little one rolled excitable. Seems fitting.

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Minccino: It’s our turn, brother. Let us show these simpletons who the real masters of this legacy are.

Steelix: Cake….

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Holy crap, it’s a Gala clone!

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That’s better. Minnie rolled the evil trait. She just became the most interesting Sim in the legacy.

Minccino: I’ve told you time and time again, this legacy will be mine. Now I have the proper trait to assure my victory.

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Steelix: I am so hot.

Stop it with the smolder, boy! He rolled…excitable. Yay…

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Klink: Ewww, I don’t wanna share a trait with me evil big brother…

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I’ve decided that Minnie is really pretty.

Minccino: Well, sometimes it takes both brains and looks to achieve your means.

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Here are our candidates, minus Klink. We still have a while to go before an heir needs to be chosen, but I’m going to go ahead and start the poll. I feel like we’ve gotten a pretty good feel for these Sims’ personalities.

Poochie: I wish you guys would stop picking on Klink…

Minccino: Would you rather we pick on you?

Poochie: Well….no….

Steelix: I’m so hot that I’ve already got ladies hitting on me. Although I’m not so sure I approve of ectoplasmic chicks…

That’s all I have for today. I know, short chapter. But you got two others today, so shush. Oh, but before I leave…

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Mars continues to be totally attached to her cheater boyfriend. Poor girl. But maybe he’s settled down? Anyways, I’ll see you guys later! Be sure to start voting!

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2.5: Familiar Faces

Hey there everybody! This is the second of the three consecutive chapters! Before we get into the story, I have some things to explain. First off, CC! Yay! Second, there was a BOGO sale at Target the other day, so I bought Seasons and University. Third, I have placed a new household into town. Let me introduce them.

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This is my new and improved Simself. As you can probably tell, she looks quite a bit different from my old one. This one looks a lot more like me. She will not be accompanied by my boyfriend’s Simself this time, as I was too lazy to remake him.

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Next is Cocaine Chimeree, a member of the Chimeree rainbow legacy. From the moment Coke first popped into existence, I loved him. He was my first Sim crush, so I have swiped him from his previous Simmer and dumped him into the chaos that is my game.

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Next, we have Razor Langurd, of the Dysfunkshinul Legacy. I just stared reading this legacy last night, but I instantly fell in love with this kid. I guess I have a thing for softies with a tough guy exterior. He’s certainly gonna add some interesting genetics to the town.

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Next is Pilot Inspector Creeper of the Creeper legacy. I don’t have much to say about this guy, aside from he’s another Sim that I instantly fell in love with. I experimented with genetics before dumping them into the town, and I must say…he and Sim Ami make very pretty babies…

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Next, we have Cuddles Derpington of the Herping and Derping prettacy.Β  I LOVE THIS SIM. You don’t even know how in love with this Sim I am. Not only is he sexy in appearance, he has the best personality…I kinda want Sim Ami to marry him…

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This is Leedle Derpington, also of the Herping and Derping prettacy. I know, this seems unfair. Two Sims from the same legacy? But just hear me out. Cuddles is an IF, meaning that he’s not actually a part of this family’s linage. So, to put genes that actually belong to this family into the town, I swiped Leedle, my favorite blood child. He’s adorable and I love him and every time I see his ghost I wanna cry…

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Next, we have Mars Knight of the Rainbow Knights. Since this was a speed legacy, we didn’t really get too much time to get to know the spares, but Mars is just far too adorable and I wish I looked like her…now, Rad’s Kyoti legacy was the first legacy blog I’ve ever read, and I wanted to stick Lianndra into the town, but she’s unfortunately not up for download. So instead…

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This is Dina Goyle, from some “good genes” exercise Rad did. I was promised that she would spice up the genetics in my town. I have high hopes for this one. I will keep you all updated on what these kiddos are up to. And if you wold like to offer one of your Sims for me to stick in my game, be sure to let me know πŸ™‚

Let’s get on with the actual legacy, shall we?

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With all the new CC I got, I decided to give the Kantos slight makovers.

Minccino: I am not impressed by your fancy new things.

😦

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How do you like your new look, kid?

Steelix: Ehhh.

😦 Doesn’t anyone like new clothes?

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Hey Bronzong, I have a surprise for you. Come with me.

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Bronzong: This is an impressive house.

Yes, but I think you’ll be even more impressed with who lives here…

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It’s Misdreavus, everybody!

Misdreavus: Hello. I’m glad to be back in the legacy. Sort of.

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And here’s Ivysaur. She’s just so gosh darn pretty…

Ivysaur: I know I am.

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Ivysaur: Misdreavus is still as bland as ever. Can you believe she wants to be a politician?

Bronzong: LOL, how lame!

Oh Ivy, when will you get over that twin rivalry that the readers didn’t know existed because I lost those pictures?

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Bronzong: So, what are you guys doing here anyways?

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Ivysaur: Oh, you know. Missy and I just wanted a change of scenery. We didn’t even realize this is where you lived. What a coincidence, huh?

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Bronzong: Well, I’m just glad to see you agian, baby sister. I missed you guys.

Ivysaur: I missed you too, big bro.

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Bronzong: I am so happy to see you guys, Missy. Isn’t it funny how you ended up in the same place as me? It really puts a smile on my face.

Misdreavus: Ivy didn’t tell you, did she?

Bronzong: Tell me what?

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Misdreavus: Oh, it doesn’t matter. I’m just glad we’re all together again.

Bronzong: Me too, baby sister.

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Misdreavus: I feel like he should know…oh well, I suppose we’ll tell him later.

What are you speaking of, Missy?

Misdreavus: You’ll find out soon enough.

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Ivysaur: How dare you pay more attention to that sister of mine…

Relax, Ivy. You’ve had more screen time than her. Plus you’re prettier. Don’t tell her I said that…

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Meanwhile, back at home…

Steelix: Mr. Llama, can I sign my dork brother up for college now so he’ll leave us all alone?

Llama: Ummm….

(By the way, the guy inside the llama is super attractive…if only Minnie were older…)

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Gala: Ooooo, fancy new things…

See kids, your mother likes new stuff!

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Alright kid, time to start your training.

Klink: Duh….huh?

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Klink: Can’t I just go play with my teddy instead?

Gala: I wish…

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Poochie: Oh my sweet Latasha, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

You might as well give up, kid. You’ve been friend zoned.

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Minccino: I don’t like the expression on my brother’s face. It’s as if he thinks he has a chance at being the heir.

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That’s…very nice Bronzong. It looks like a young woman trying not to drown.

Bronzong: That’s my wife teaching my kid how to talk.

Oh…yeah, I definitely see that now.

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Gala: I have to protect this baby from the demon twins. If they had it their way, he would be erased from heirship entirely.

Klink: Goo?

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Minccino: Brother, I must insist that you stop assaulting Poochyena. He poses no threat to us. Our main rival is our younger brother. Ami thinks he’s cuter than us.

Steelix: I could beat that kid up with both hands tied behind my back. We’ve got the heir race in the bag.

You guys realize you can’t both the the heir, right?

Steelix and Minccino: …..

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This is Glameow, little Klink’s only company most of the time.

Klink: Maybe if I don’t squeeze too hard, I won’t pop your head off this time…

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Pretty horse is pretty.

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Gala: Can I adopt it?

No. Are you forgetting that we have no money?

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Minccino: This chair doesn’t appear very stable…

Just sit down and do your homework…>-<

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What’s wrong, Ivy?

Ivysaur: G…g…ghost!

I added supernaturals to the town too. I want lots of interesting genetics for future generations.

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Kid: Be gentle, master…

Steelix: This is so not what it looks like.

……

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I really don’t know what to do with Gala right now. Like I said before, we don’t have money for new books, so I’m mostly just forcing her to clean and repair everything.

Gala: I hate all this manual labor…

Sorry…it’s not my fault your LTW forces me to spend butt loads of money.

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Bronzong’s starting on his portrait. I think I’ll have him redo this one. It already looks kinda crappy.

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Steelix: Here you go, baby brother. I so didn’t poison your bottle, if that’s what you’re thinking.

Klink: Yay, food! πŸ˜€

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Minccino: Drat, brother, the poison didn’t work. What should we do now?

Steelix: Beats me. Can’t I just kill him?

Great kids, aren’t they? And on that note, we’ll end things. But first: TOWN UPDATE.

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Looks like Mars and Razor hooked up. They’ll make cute babies πŸ™‚

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Leedle started dating one of the witches I put into town.

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Sim Ami, what are you doing?!? He’s old and not Cuddles!!!

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See, look at that! He’s cheating on you with a random hot chick I put into town!

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Speaking of cheating…Razor seems to be taking after his father.

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Yet he still claims to be “totally committed” to poor Mars.

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Finally, it seems that Leedle’s first relationship may be ending sooner rather than later 😦 why does my game make every couple in Story Progression miserable? Well, that’s it for this chapter. The final one for tonight will be posted shortly.

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