2.3: So Much Sadness…

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Here’s a picture of our little demon twins to start us out. Aren’t they cute?

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Poor Poochie…he always seems so lonely…he does have two friends at school though. I forgot both of their names, but one is a boy and the other is a girl.

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D’aww, Steelix actually looks semi happy, if you take away the fact that his smile seems forced.

Steelix: They’ll only love me if I show emotions, Mr. Robot. Must…keep…smiling…

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Gala: I’m already middle-aged, kid…soon I’ll just be a ghost wandering through these halls…

Minccino: That’s really morbid, mother…

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Deer! And he’s fully rendered this time!

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I was wondering why Poochie hadn’t come home yet. This is why. Well, at least he seems happy.

Poochie: This is my private sanctuary. Please leave.

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As soon as he got home, I made him do his homework, because I am a cruel Simmer.

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D’aww, look how happy these two are.

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Gala: Bronzong, do you still love me even though I’m old?

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Bronzong: Of course, baby. In fact…

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Bronzong: Let me prove it to you.

Gala: Oh, my…

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And prove it he did.

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Despite having just had woohoo, Bronzong’s social bar was all the way in the red, and he had the “needs to brood” moodlet, so I plopped him down to do his thing.

Bronzong: Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered, weak and weary….

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Clearly, it didn’t help. The moodlet didn’t go away, his social bar was still in the red, and he started talking to himself. I don’t even know what to do right now…

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And then this happened….

Gala: Bronzong, this is not working out! You’re insane, and I just can’t deal with it anymore! You paint creepy pictures, you terrify our children, and you’re always pretending to talk to your ex-girlfriend! Frankly, I’ve had enough! I want a divorce!

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Bronzong: But Gala, please…what about the children?…

Gala: Oh, I’ll stay here until they’re all grown up, but from this point on, I want nothing more to do with you!

Bronzong: Why are you doing this?…

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Gala: Because I’ve realized that I never should have married you. It was the biggest mistake of my life.

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Bronzong: When will my happiness return, you may ask? Nevermore….

Uggg, this is terrible…:( Gala rolled this wish, and I accidentally locked it in, and since it was a midlife crisis wish, I couldn’t cancel it…of course, this is just the thing Bronzong needed to send him into further depression…

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Poochie: It’s ok, daddy, I don’t think you’re crazy.

D’aww, sweet kid…

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Bronzong: Gala, why?……T.T

So sad….I feel awful about this….

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I hope you’re satisfied, you little brat…you’ve broken Bronzong…

Gala: As if I care.

…I hate you…

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Poochie: Don’t you worry, baby sister, I’ll take care of you while mommy and daddy are fighting.

D’aww 🙂

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Bronzong: Look out, Minnie, it’s the claw, back for revenge!

Minccino: ZOMG!!!

Nice to see that he still finds time for the kids between bursts of tears.

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Gala: Well, what do you know…

Great, just what this broken family needs…another baby…thanks, autonomous risky, for not giving me the chime as a warning…

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Gala: So, Bronzong…turns out I’m pregnant…

Bronzong: You say that as if I care.

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Gala: Well, I tried.

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Bronzong, shouldn’t you at least be supportive?

Bronzong: This bitch broke my heart. Why should I care about her baby?

Because it’s yours too!

Bronzong: So? I have three others.

…..

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I tried to get their relationship back up for a little while. It mostly went like this:

Gala: So…how’s your day going?

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Bronzong: All of my days have been spent in misery since you ripped my heart out…

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Gala: He’s just not working with me…

Well, you did dump him in your midlife crisis frenzy…

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Bronzong: God dammit, Celebi, I get it! You were right! It was a mistake marrying Gala, and it was a mistake coming here! I should’ve stayed in Riverview! Happy now?!?

Poor kid…

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Deer: I will distract you from the sadness for a while.

Thank you, cute deer, I needed that…

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Bronzong: OH GOD THERE’S FIRE COMING OUT OF MY BODY!!!!

Ummm….kay….I’ll leave you to it…

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Our little demon twins are cute as ever, despite all that’s happened.

Steelix: I can’t help the feeling that mother and father breaking up was somehow our fault, sis.

Minccino: Maybe if we act cute and innocent enough, they’ll realize that we’re not demons and get back together.

Steelix: Sounds like a plan!

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Meanwhile, our wonderful little Poochie continues to keep to himself, mostly doing homework, calling his friends, or doing chores around the house. I swear, I’m not making him into a slave. He does this himself.

Poochie: I am a dedicated human being.

You certainly are, kid.

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Gala: Hey, I was thinking…you’re actually pretty hot when you’re depressed.

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Bronzong: You are a despicable human being!

No progress has been made…T.T

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Poochie: Oh, hey Latasha. I’m so glad you called. No, not too much has been going on. My parents broke up. No, really, I’m fine. Well, I suppose I could use a hug at school tomorrow. Thanks Tash, you’re the best.

(I remembered her name!!!)

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(Still don’t remember his other friend’s name, so we’ll call him Steve for now.)

Poochie: Yeah, Steve, I did just what you said. And the guilt tripping worked! She says she’s gonna give me a hug at school tomorrow! Lady Latasha and I will be together forever.

Ahhh, young love…

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Oh, hey, birthday time already? Time really flies in this game.

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Gala: Don’t forget about me. I’m about to go into labor here.

Oh, shoo. We really don’t need another baby, but at least Bronzong will be happy that you’re out of the house.

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Well, tune in next time to meet the newest addition to gen 2 and see what the demon twins look like all grown up! Thanks for reading, guys. Have a nice day 🙂

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Dylan Carter (TMB) Sim

Before I began my obsession with all things Sims, my passion was for Nancy Drew games. I still play these games on a regular basis though, and yesterday, I decided to recreate some of my favorite male characters as Sims, not for any particular reason. I was just bored. Dylan Carter, who may possibly be my all time favorite ND guy, turned out perfect, and I just wanted to share him with you all.

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Dylan Carter, from Nancy Drew: Tomb of the Lost Queen, is a tour guide who just happens to walk into the dig sight Nancy has been hired to investigate. Is he very suspicious? Yes. But is he sexy as hell? Also yes. It’s probably because of his accent. I can’t get enough of British people. But he’s also very flirty, and I like that in a guy. “You would’ve had fun seeing the world with me. Admit it.” Maybe Nancy refuses to see the world with you, but you can take me instead! As you can see, I am very obsessed with this fictional man. Lord help me. The Henry Bolet Sim turned out pretty good too, but the ones for Nick Falcone and Rentaro Aihara don’t look much like their adventure game counterparts…sorry about this rambling, you guys. I’m done now. I hope you enjoyed this picture of one of the smexiest Sims I’ve ever made. Have a good night 😀

2.2: Demon Babies

Another chapter already! I had three snow days last week, so I have A LOT of pictures for both this and my dual legacy. And I do mean a lot. It’s kind of ridiculous. Last time on the Kanto legacy, we had multiples. Time to meet them!

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First up, we have Minccino.

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She’s friendly and she loves the outdoors.

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And this is Steelix. (I think. I can’t tell which is which in the burrito baby form.)

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He also loves the outdoors and is a klutz.

You guys, I love multiples. I really do. I’m always rooting for twins or even triplets. But the Kantos are NOT ready for this…Absol and Betty had plenty of money, so having Ivy and Missy was perfectly fine. But Bronzong and Gala are dirt poor…this is going to be interesting…

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Poochie: I’m so glad I have you, Pupitar. You’ll never leave me alone.

Poor kid…just when we thought is parents weren’t crappy enough, they have two new reasons to ignore him…

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In other news…Giovanni the teddy! And now he has a friend.

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Brock the teddy. In case you don’t remember, I’m buying a bear for each generation and naming it after the gym leader of their town.

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This picture has no purpose. I was just practicing. By the end of this post, or maybe the next one, my picture taking will be much better.

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Gala: I don’t know which one you are, but I’m going to strangle you if you keep waking me up in the middle of the night.

Gala Kanto, world’s best mum.

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Bronzong: I don’t want you ever to feel neglected, Poochie. I know the feeling, trust me. Your mom and I will always be there for you.

Gala: Bronzong, get in here and help me change the twins!

Bronzong: Oops, gotta go!

Well, at least he’s trying.

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Poochie: Maybe if I hide in here, the terrible twins won’t see me…

Good idea, kid. Is there room for me in there?

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We now interrupt the baby shenanigans to bring you…DANCING GALA.

Gala: Bitch, I’m fabulous.

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Gala: You know, they’re not so bad when they aren’t screaming at me.

That’s hardly ever, unfortunately…

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Bronzong: Why am I so much of a man that I fathered twins?!?! Celebi, I just know this was your doing!!!

Woman: Just walk away slowly…maybe he won’t notice…

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Bronzong: Don’t worry Poochie, I will shield you from the wrath of your siblings.

Poochie: Choking…not breathing…

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Poochie: WAAAAHHHH!!!! FOOD!!! NOW!!!

Relax, kid. I’ll get one of your parents on it in a minute.

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Cheer up, Gala. At least it’s the twins’ birthday today.

Gala: Already?

Yupp. Time goes fast when you’re having fun.

Gala: I wasn’t.

Neither was I.

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Bronzong: About time these things grew up.

Bronzong! Those “things” are your children!

Bronzong: They’re demons!!!

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Steelix: Why won’t anyone pay attention to me?!?

You just had a birthday. Everyone was watching you. I think that’s plenty of attention.

Steelix: I want more!!!

See what we have to deal with?…Never satisfied, these ones…

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Minccino is always expressionless. ALWAYS. She occasionally does cute things, but for the most part, she and her brother are both rocks…

Bronzong: I told you they’re demons!

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Poochie: I’ll just stay over here and hope my demon siblings don’t find me.

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Despite what he says, Bronzong does love the twins.

Bronzong: DEMONS!

Sure…

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Our twins closer up. See how expressionless they are? Even nomming on her hand, Minnie seems so cold and indifferent…

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This zombie…is kinda cute

Zombie: BRAAAIIIINNSSS….

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Gala: Oh Bronzong, these twins are taking everything out of me…

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Bronzong: I know, babe, but we’ll get through it together.

D’aww…

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Bronzong sweetie, you do not have the never nude trait. Why are you wearing your athletic pants in the bathtub?

Bronzong: Celebi’s been stalking me. I don’t want her to see me naked.

…..ok then…..

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Oh my, Poochie’s birthday already?

Gala: Finally, one less thing to take care of.

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Get up, Bronzong. It’s your son’s birthday.

Bronzong: But I was dreaming about my beautiful art gallery…

Up. Now.

Bronzong: Fine…

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Bronzong: Yay, you go, child!

Darling, you’re facing the wrong way…

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Gala: These children…they disgust me…

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Here’s our little Poochie, all grown up. He rolled loser, poor kid.

Poochie: Does this mean I get cake now?

Yes. Eat away. You’ve earned it.

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What are you up to, Minnie?

Minccino: Getting a toy.

What kind of toy?

Minccino: I don’t care.

Oh…ok then…I’ll be going now…

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Bronzong: C’mon, kid, just get over here…

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Steelix: I’d rather not.

Minccino: You tell ’em, bro.

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Poochie is enjoying his childhood to the fullest.

Poochie: I’m gonna go find treasure!

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I almost forgot he’s insane. He doesn’t act it, really. He just wears outfits at inappropriate times. Maybe he’ll become more Bronzong-like as the days go on.

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Despite the fact that I take so many pictures of Minnie, I think Steelix is my favorite. Poochie and Minnie look so much like their mother that you can barely see anything of Bronzong in them. I think Steelix is the best mix. But we’ll have to see once they all get older.

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Poochie, aren’t you gonna go eat in the living room with your father?

Poochie: No thanks, I’d rather be alone.

Are you sure you didn’t roll “loner?”

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Bronzong: And remember to always eat your veggies!

Minccino: Uggg, you bore me, parental unit…and by the way, vegetables are icky…

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Oops, I guess in all the hubbub, we forgot Gala’s birthday.

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Gala: Tada! I’m still gorgeous.

Bronzong: Ewww, you’re so old now.

Gala: By the way, MIDLIFE CRISIS!!!

No….

Well, that’s about all for today. Tune in next time for more silly antics from the Kanto family. Have a good night everybody 🙂

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A Brand New Challenge

Hey guys, I’ve started a brand new legacy blog called, “Hottie and Bagger: A Dual Uglacy/Prettacy.” The challenge is exactly how it sounds. I have two founders, one who is super ugly and another who is super pretty, and the goal is for it to be reversed by ten generations. I’ll still be doing the Kanto legacy, don’t you worry, I just really had the urge to do something like this. It’d be great if you could all check it out here. Thank you all so much for your support and for tolerating my technical difficulties. See you all next chapter 🙂

2.1: There’s A Storm Coming…

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Gala: Do I really have to touch that?

I thought you liked Poochie now…

Gala: That was before I had to change its diaper…

Welcome back to the Kanto legacy, everybody. Gala and Bronzong are kinda crap parents, but they’re just learning. And now, pets picspam!

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You’ll have to forgive me. I got Pets and Showtime for my birthday, and I still get excited every time I see an animal.

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Bronzong: Uggg! I was gonna take a shower!!!

Gala: Like I care.

Bronzong: Pouty face…

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Repair lady: Why does everything in this house keep breaking?

That’s what I’d like to know…I wish Absol was here…

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Bronzong had to do some opportunity or another, so adorably awkward babysitter came over to watch Poochie.

Babysitter: This baby is so disgusting…

You are a babysitter for goodness sakes…perhaps you are in the wrong profession…

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Pointless zombie picture is pointless.

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Officer: I’ve gotten some complaints about the noise from this house. Apparently there’s a lot of yelling.

Oh, that’s just Bronzong talking to his imaginary friend.

Officer:…I’ve got my eye on you all….

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The pixelation…it hurts…

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Birthday time! Amy brought dim sum. Thanks babe!

Amy: It took all I had not to poison them so I could take over as legacy spouse.

Ummm….have babies. Maybe I’ll marry them in.

Amy: Deal.

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Bronzong keeps rolling up wants to talk to Gala’s boss. They’re super best friends now.

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DeAndre: That bitch stole my woman…he will die…

You’ve had, like, ten different girls since then. You should be glad she left you.

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Sophia: So, kid…you legal yet?

Babysitter: Ummm….I need an adult…

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Hey! Who are you and where are you going with Poochie?

Random Guy: They don’t even like this baby. They won’t notice if he goes missing.

Bitch! Put him down now!

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Bronzong acquired the baby once again and brought him to the cake. Babysitter seems very thrilled about this.

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Babysitter: YAY! No more screaming baby!

Yupp. Now you have a screaming toddler to deal with. They are much more obnoxious.

Babysitter: Oh…

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Pre-makover.

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This kid has an interesting face. Also, pewter is kind of an ugly color…

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DeAndre, stop flirting with our guests!!!

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Bronzong: Go potty, Poochie! Go potty, just like puppies! Woof woof!

I’d be afraid to urinate too if someone was making that face at me…

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Poor Poochie isn’t very cute, but I still love him.

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Hey Bronzong, you gonna clean that up? No?…ok….boy, do I miss Absol…

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Bronzong: My child…he doesn’t look like me…

No, he really doesn’t…unless you guys really love him, he’s probably not going to be the heir. I’d like for some of Bronzong’s features to be passed down.

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All Gala ever does is turn on this radio that I don’t remember buying and dance…go take care of your kid!

Gala: No thanks. You might miss out on my fabulous dance moves.

Uhuh…

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These two are pretty darn cute. They autonomously hug, kiss, and hold hands all the time. Gala may have had her doubts about this relationship at first, but she’s definitely happy now.

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Poochie always goes for the skill toys. He almost never spends time with his IF, whose name is Pupitar.

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Gala: Oh, nooboo…

I got really mad at Gala at first because she dropped the contents of the potty chair, but then she did this, so I forgave her.

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Bronzong: Hey babe, I bought you some flowers.

Gala: Oh, honey, how sweet of you!

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Bronzong: So, I was thinking…now that we have another baby coming, we should probably get married. So what do you say?

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Gala: Of course I’ll marry you 😀

Yay!

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D’aww….time for a quickie wedding.

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I love the faces they make. So strangely adorable.

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Bronzong: Gosh it really stinks…can you say, “stinks,” Poochie?

Poochie: Do I really have to do this?

Poor kid…learning to talk next to his dirty potty chair…

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Gala’s not a completely crap mum, guys. She does stuff with Poochie too, just not as much as Bronzong.

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Bronzong finally gets a chance to work on his LTW. With Poochie and a new baby on the way, he’s been too busy to paint or play much.

Bronzong: My baby is my new muse.

That’s sweet 🙂

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Bronzong painted this beauty the other day. I wonder what’s going on in that mind of his…

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More Gala dancing. Seriously girl, you could be working on learning recipes.

Gala: No thanks. That’s too much work.

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Gala: ~sigh~ My hubby is such a hunk…

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Bronzong: For the last time, Celebi, I will not leave my wife for you! I have a kid now, and another on the way! Just leave me alone!

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A bit late in the pregnancy to be reading that, don’t you think?

Bronzong: It’s never too late to learn the proper breathing patterns.

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Pointless, but cute.

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Baby time?

Gala: Baby time.

Good. Bronzong needs to stay here to take care of Poochie, but you’ll be fine.

Gala: I hope you’re right…

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Gala: I made it.

~gulp~ A baby basket…

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Bronzong: Poochie…I sense there’s a storm coming….

You got that right…join us next time to meet the dreaded multiples…

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1.5: The Shortest Chapter Ever

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Bronzong: You abandoned me…

No I didn’t…I just…stopped playing for a while…

Bronzong: Same thing…

Well, it’s been complicated…I’ve had the pictures for this chapter for a long time, but I haven’t been motivated to write…but now I am! The reason I can’t combine these pictures with ones from other play sessions is that I took all my CC out for a while. Bronzong will have different hair for the next few chapters, but I just put my CC back in this morning, so from this point on, his hair will be normal. Anyways, on with the (super short) show!

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Hey Gala, feeling a bit ill are we?

Gala: Stupid Bronzong forgot to clean out the spoiled food this morning…

Oh…carry on then…

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Bronzong: Get off my back, Celebi! I’m allowed to have other girlfriends! What we had back then was great and all, but we were teens! It’s time to move on!

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Gala: Something in this house stinks…

Well maybe if someone would do the dishes…by the way, you’re wearing different clothes…and do you look a little bigger?

Gala: Are you implying that I’m fat?

No, but…nevermind…

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Dat hair…I don’t even…

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Gala, get back to work! You’re losing job performance!

Gala: But I’m going into labor.

What?…

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Gah! Floating baby! This game is so glitched…

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Gala: I gave birth.

I see that…seriously guys, I wasn’t sure that she was actually pregnant. She got stuck when she was developing her baby bump, so I had to reset her. She didn’t get the moodlet and she still had to go to work. But anyways, meet the first member of generation Pewter, Poochyena.

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He’s friendly and insane.

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Gala: I am uninterested in that baby.

That’s fine with me as long as you keep working on that LTW.

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Bronzong: So, this is my kid, huh?

Yupp.

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Bronzong: I love my nooboo ❤

🙂

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Gala got the opportunity to befriend this woman. It seems they have a history.

Sofia: Girl, you used to be so fun! What happened?

Gala: I had a baby…

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Bronzong: Who would paint such a horrible excuse for a picture?!?!

That would be you, dear.

Bronzong: Oh…

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I decided to send Gala to her ex-boyfriend’s house to see what was up. She seemed entirely interested in a friendship. Image

All he wanted to do was play his guitar. It’s his loss, Gala. Now go on, you have a baby to attend to.

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Gala: You know…he’s really not so bad…he’s actually kinda cute…

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Gala: I’m thinking that I’d like to have another one.

You’ll just have to wait, missy.

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Bronzong: This painting represents the beauty in working through your pain.

It’s just purple with some other colors scattered about randomly.

Bronzong: IT’S GORGEOUS, DAMN YOU!

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Gala: Yes, I need to go to work and my boyfriend just left to do God knows what. Can you send someone over right away?

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This adorably awkward looking kid is our babysitter. I love him.

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To be perfectly honest, I don’t even remember why I sent him here. I think he might have been stir crazy or something. Anyways, he met this woman and the two seemed to hit it off quite well. Sorry sweetie, we’ve already got our baby momma.

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Bronzong: That girl was nice. She almost makes me forget how horrid humanity is.

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Girl: He’s hot.

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Meanwhile, Gala is home from work.

Gala: So tired….

Welcome to parenthood.

Well, this is all I’ve got for today. Sorry once again for the super short update. I’m gonna start writing the next one right away, don’t you worry. I was really afraid to play the Kantos for a long time because the game would always freeze and/or crash in their save file, but lately things have been working really well. I actually need to stop playing because it’s almost time to start the heir poll at this point. I’ll get you guys all caught up, don’t you worry. In the meantime, have a good day 🙂

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